Dave MacFarlane
🚛 sam fox starshine 
the saying “avoiding like the plague” really loses its effectiveness when the past 3+ years have proven people do not, in fact, avoid the plague at all
Yassie > moved to 0w0.is@starshine based sam post (very common)
@yassie_j you mean very uncommon right
@starshine sam, you callin’ me a liar
@yassie_j nope! just saying you made a mistake
@starshine sweet sam, I’m never wrong ❤️
@yassie_j this time you are <3
@starshine I squish sam sooooo tight
@[email protected] "Avoid it like the plague..no! No! I meant avoid it! Don't seek it out! The plague is bad! Stop! Even if your cousin got the bubonic plague and survived! ENDEMIC PLAGUE ISN'T A GOOD THING! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLAGUE DEBT! AAARGH!"
Idealistic Pragmatist 
@starshine "avoiding like I wish people would avoid the plague" doesn't have the same ring, either
Pxtl
Jubeldoktor@starshine The german saying translates to „hate it like the plague“, which is nice because we can hate the illness while still enthusiastically spread it.
arceuthobium@jubeldoktor @starshine Viral means good, right?
@theothersimo @starshine 'coughs* *sneezes*
Ye- Yes
Coo-Ops@starshine To be fair, I've been avoiding spicy cough as if my and my family's life depended on it.
Assholes ruined it for me though. People suck.
Assholes ruined it for me though. People suck.
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@starshine It's a very strange phenomenon.