I think "God just posted a nude on Mastodon" would be a great way to steal adherents away from the birdsite.

I just have to get back in shape first.

@TheTweetOfGod Didn't God post nudes on Earth? (According to Genesis? I loved that group)
@TheTweetOfGod So help me god, I canโ€™t find anyone!
@TheTweetOfGod I tried to post a nude but once I stuck on all the stamps she was no longer nude!
@TheTweetOfGod The question is: what shape should God be in? ๐Ÿง
@TheTweetOfGod please try Post. I beg of you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@TheTweetOfGod I'm dying to find out what God's genitalia looks like.