🤣 Le Petit Outil de Malheur hath arriven!

It's a bit more petite than I anticipated, but OK!

I do see an issue, tho. I knew the height from the ad, but in the ad pic, the neck seemed a few mm wider. 'Sawright. I know how to crack ice. No huhu.

More after preparation and #MorningGlory.

It's forward heavy, and the base is small. Tipping forward is a very real danger, even weighed down with ice and water.

I like the play on Greenpeace.
#Greenfoolery

😜 You knew this was coming, right?
#LaserBong #LaserBongChallenge #LePetitOutilDeMalheur #Greenfoolery
After forgetting my egg on the scoot up to the vineyards, and finding/posting it upon my return, I had a flash of inspiration, and solved the front heavy tip-over issue.
#LePetitOutilDeMalheur
@BlippyTheWonderSlug
You need to get a 'ghee pot from Kathmandu' like we have. My grandma bought it back in 1962, and she'd have kittens if she knew what I used it for now. 😈😈😈
@BlippyTheWonderSlug Omg how do I sign up?

@MariaTheMartian
Easy. Glass bong + laser pointer + camera + post w/hashtag.

*creepy voice*
I've been waiting for others.