I somehow gained over 600 followers in the past 24 hours. I swear on Tom Hanks' life that I will work tirelessly to keep the quality of my facts as low as humanly possible for all you new friends.
@lowqualityfacts But, but what about your old friends? 🤣
@Jason844 I love you all just as much but I will not swear on Tom Hanks' life for my old friends too, I have already put the man in enough danger.
@lowqualityfacts @Jason844 Will you at least give your old friends even lower quality then?
@lowqualityfacts looking forwards to more low quality facts
@lowqualityfacts

Godspeed you! Our expectations are on the floor and they better stay there

@lowqualityfacts

Can confirm. Quality of facts here is extremely low and shows zero sign of improvement.

I recommend.

@lowqualityfacts I appreciate all your hard work, thank you 👍
@lowqualityfacts
Or is this this another low-quality fact :)
@lowqualityfacts 😂😂😂 Little did he know...
@lowqualityfacts When you get to the top, try not to forget about all us little people who rolled their eyes at your posts as they casually scrolled up.
@lowqualityfacts
Narrator: None of his facts would be low quality.

@lowqualityfacts

The word “hero” is bandied about far too cavalierly in these troubling times, but you, sir, are, perhaps, the greatest hero modern America…modern Man has seen since…Adam.

I 🫡 you, you magnificent bastard!!!

@lowqualityfacts This was almost a high-quality fact. Careful there!

@lowqualityfacts

You sure aren't Elon Musk over here? Sound an awful lot like him...

@lowqualityfacts I look forward to your mediocrity.
@lowqualityfacts 😆 that's my total number of followers ever lol
@lowqualityfacts
I really appreciate your efforts.
Thank you so much for the reliability of the intended quality.
@lowqualityfacts your commitment to anti-excellence is a blessing to us all
@lowqualityfacts
I purchased 500 "followers" for you. I don't know where the other 100 came from.

@lowqualityfacts

you have some competition. i saw a headline claiming to quote florida's cfo, whatever the hell that is, saying the insurance market collapse in the state is because insurance companies are woke. You know, opposed to the unprosecuted endemic insurance fraud and the impacts of climate change on our swamp penis state.

@lowqualityfacts ?? this fact is extremely high quality?? missing the mark already, what a disappointment. unfollowed, blocked, reported, I am currently on my way to your location to enact my revenge
@lowqualityfacts
This is acting unfriendly against Goodyear corporation.
@lowqualityfacts The followers are not real. It's only stupid bots.
@lowqualityfacts
With Morgan Freeman as my witness, if you increase my knowledge one scintilla I'll never forgive you!