healynCurrently at a possibly haunted train stop in Bumblefuck, Long Island, 2 hours away from where I live. If I never post again, tell my family I love them
Every train station I know has two tracks. One going east and one west. This place has one track
Back on a train. But I refuse to let my guard down. Head on a swivel. Watch it, Jack
Finally made it home, and my friend who has a key to my apartment left this gigantic Queen shirt for me
horrowfide@healyn
glad you made it home safe buddy, mastodon would be nothing without healyn.
glad you made it home safe buddy, mastodon would be nothing without healyn.
tallship@healyn dude! What the fuck?
Did you get into s fight with s Toro lawn mower?
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Where did all your fucking hair go bro?
#tallship #healin #say_what_the_fuck?
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extinct went extinct
packy@healyn
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Oh, Hello On Broadway (2017) - Transcript - Scraps from the loft
Read the transcript of "Oh, Hello On Broadway" (2017). Two delusional geriatrics (John Mulaney and Nick Kroll) reveal curious pasts, share a love of tuna and welcome a surprise guest in this filming of the popular comedy show.
arkywarky@healyn sodium lamps >>>>
Jill :firefish:@healyn
Long Island, man, I don't know. Possibly the weirdest place in the US.Strip mall, strip mall, mega-mansion enclave, vast agricultural fields, strip mall, mega mansions, Awful Italian food, awful pizza, great bbq, more awful Italian, very cool grocery, very cool winery, strip mall, strip mall.
Long Island, man, I don't know. Possibly the weirdest place in the US.Strip mall, strip mall, mega-mansion enclave, vast agricultural fields, strip mall, mega mansions, Awful Italian food, awful pizza, great bbq, more awful Italian, very cool grocery, very cool winery, strip mall, strip mall.
@geerue a land of contrasts
@healyn
In my youth (60+ years ago), we'd visit Oak Beach each summer: Aunt and Uncle (Dad's brother) who were super smart, alcoholic, and very bohemian. They worked in Manhattan, had no kids, by choice; my family had 3-4 kids depending on the year. Fire Island, Jones Beach, horseshoe crabs, rickety motorboat to pick up potable water. So I guess that has been my notion of "Long Island". But in the last 5 years I've vacationed there (with a big family/friend, i.e. "we-need-an-estate" group), so I've seen more of the "island". Maybe it's just striking to me that I thought I'd been to Long Island, but really never was there. Life lesson! (Like when tourists come to DC and think they then know the place.)
In my youth (60+ years ago), we'd visit Oak Beach each summer: Aunt and Uncle (Dad's brother) who were super smart, alcoholic, and very bohemian. They worked in Manhattan, had no kids, by choice; my family had 3-4 kids depending on the year. Fire Island, Jones Beach, horseshoe crabs, rickety motorboat to pick up potable water. So I guess that has been my notion of "Long Island". But in the last 5 years I've vacationed there (with a big family/friend, i.e. "we-need-an-estate" group), so I've seen more of the "island". Maybe it's just striking to me that I thought I'd been to Long Island, but really never was there. Life lesson! (Like when tourists come to DC and think they then know the place.)
@geerue I was born and raised there. Have a love/hate relationship
James Webpage (normal version)@healyn every track is two tracks if you are a monorail
Mr. Softie 
@healyn Just watch of for those roving gangs of sinkholes
@WhiskeySailor it will NOT be a sinkhole. It will be spirits from days of yore
Mordechai Hammer 🔨@healyn solid selfie all things considered