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Karl Morant 🇨🇦 
🖖The Federated feed is scary, it's like 90% toots about a given American crisis happening right now.
Like, just how did America go all Hand Maids Tale so fast?
If any American states want to secede from the Union and join Canada, we're taking applications at this time.
We're thinking like Minnesota and Washington would be nice.
Maybe Maine and Vermont as well, then we'd have a monopoly on maple syrup.
It'll be awesome, you'll join Confederation!
What are you waiting for #America ? Come and join Canada and get all Confederated, learn some french, get a free bottle of Maple syrup from our strategic reserve, learn to say "Roll up the rim" really fast.
Just one small thing, you'll have to swear allegiance to this guy.
No biggy, just a formality.
The Wandering Joe@karlmorant Canada has enough Libertarians... but as long as we avoid New Hampshire we should be ok.