A.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆Jul 2, 2023
My religious belief is all Christians should be fed to lions, and I’m bringing my case to a court filled with judges picked specifically to overturn Polycarp vs. Domitian, it’s not that I hate Christians, actually I love them, I just hate their not-being-eaten-by-lions lifestyle.
Show threadA.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆Jul 2, 2023

I just pray that Christians will turn away from their destructive not-getting-eaten-by-lions ways that cause such turmoil in their lives and embrace my God’s plan for them as a feline snack. The fact that they’re protesting me is evidence of how much hate is in their hearts.

One of the worst things a lion trainer who teaches lions to eat Christians can be called by an uneaten Christian is anti-Christian. It's hateful.

Show threadA.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆Jul 2, 2023

I'm not "toxic" or "hateful" or "mean."

I'm very sincerely religious, and I am asking that I be permitted to follow the demands of my conscience: that Christians must be torn apart and thoroughly digested by hungry lions in the Circus Maximus to please my God, the Divine Emperor. #1st Amendment

Show threadA.R. Moxon, Verified Duck 🦆

To those claiming that Emperor Dometian died in CE 86: well guess what? I don't believe that's true. You have your "evidence" but I have these ancient texts that say he will live forever, so I demand we pass laws that say both sides of the issue are taught in public schools, and also that it is taught that my side is the right one.

Teach the controversy, by which i mean, teach that anybody who disagrees with me is controversial.

Jul 2, 2023 at 8:36pmWeb