NORTH SOUTH DIVIDE
This is a fact.
@mattgrayyes whilst I may have (minor) thoughts, at least you recognize the existence of the Midlands
@mattgrayyes I find the diagram from the Civil Nuclear Constabulary more accurate, personally.
@asj @mattgrayyes
I didn’t know this existed, but broadly maps to my thoughts that everything above the M4 is The North
@forquare @asj @mattgrayyes So what, Ealing is The North??

@spacehobo @asj @mattgrayyes

Three possible answers:

Yes, it is North of the beginning of The North Circular.

No, London is a strange entity unto itself.

Also no, having driven to mid-Scotland a few times, the signs keep saying “The North”, but I’ve yet to get there, leading me to believe we’re actually all Southern in the grand scheme of things.

@forquare @asj @mattgrayyes It would be really fun to put a sign up on the post at John O' Groats pointing to The North.

@spacehobo @asj @mattgrayyes I think it would only be fair to put a complimentary sign up at the Lizard pointing to The South.

Just to add to the fun.

@forquare @asj @mattgrayyes "Welcome to the Greater Midlands Island"
@spacehobo @asj @mattgrayyes forevermore the people of the land will be known as “gummies”, and affectionate pronunciation of the Greater Midlands Island initials, and also the result of poor national health dentistry…
@forquare @asj @mattgrayyes
Everything above the English Channel is north.
@asj @mattgrayyes I was always told there was a linguistic barrier that crossed diagonally through Leicester which most accurately divided "North" from "South", but there's always these.
@spacehobo @asj @mattgrayyes This is as clear-cut as an American north/south joke.
@mattgrayyes I think based on myself having the exact same image in my head, this must be factual.
@mattgrayyes ...I'm not from the UK but I have a feeling there might be slightly too many Isle of Mans
@monoxane @mattgrayyes think it's because the island is just a mixing pot. Source, I live there...
@mattgrayyes acknowledging the Midlands? Bold claim /j
TIL there’s multiple Isles of Men
@mattgrayyes Lincolnshire here. When I was young we used to be in the East Midlands but my dad got fed up of the local news always being about Leicester and Derby so he turned the aerial round and we're in The North now.
@mattgrayyes thank you for recognising the difference between the south, and Cornwall.
@mattgrayyes I'm happy being in the "very bottom left"!
@mattgrayyes finally an accurate depiction of North/South (I'm from the Midlands and this is pretty much exactly the same vibe I have)
@mattgrayyes Cambridge is part of East Anglia...
@mattgrayyes I moved from That London to what I thought was Lincolnshire, but I'm happy to see that I am in fact in "also the south" 😁
@mattgrayyes the dot makes it look like "Weston-super-Mareo"
@mattgrayyes i think the Very-bottom-leftians generally prefer the term “West Country”!
@mattgrayyes The north starts at the river. (Also anything outside the magical protection ring is a myth anyway)
@mattgrayyes
I grew up in Malvern which is by that kink in the M5 south of your Midlands line. I always considered myself Midlands. Then I moved to Cheltenham... Nope, still Midlands ;)

@mattgrayyes "The North-South dividing line as determined by the Greggs and Pret shops analysed using the SVM. Greggs shops are plotted in blue, and Pret in red."

Thanks, AI (https://www.researchgate.net/publication/369759607_The_Greggs-Pret_Index_a_Machine_Learning_analysis_of_consumer_habits_as_a_metric_for_the_socio-economic_North-South_divide_in_England)

@mattgrayyes it’s only factual when this map is cited as such by Wikipedia, innit.
@mattgrayyes Yep, you've pretty much nailed the position of the M1 Watford Gap services for the horizontal line.
@mattgrayyes i grew up in wakefield. this is entirely accurate, apart from it's missing a "somehow also also the south" around harrogate
@mattgrayyes This feels like a trap...
@mattgrayyes I thought the correct plural was "Isle of Men"? 🤔