Old internet:

Amazon is a one stop place to get quality stuff.
Twitter is conversations with people and the best place to get breaking news.
Google gets me exactly what I’m looking for.
Reddit has the answer to an obscure issue I’m running into.
Facebook is an easy way to keep up with friends.

Todays internet:

Amazon is gamed by sellers hawking sub par crap. It just wants my data.
Twitter is all right wing nuts. It just wants my data.
Google links to SEO crap. It just wants my data.
Reddit admits I’m a “data set”. It just wants my data.
Facebook is where misinformation goes to flourish. It just wants my data.

@Aaron "You should be grateful, we're so fucking clever and better than you" - Tech Bros, grabbing our data.
@Lazarou Right?? The modern web is so, so bad.
@Aaron Somehow I never made the connection to search results and SEO, because it’s dead obvious. It’s such a giant bummer:(
@breadbin Yup. So many sites are just AI-generated SEO crap. Especially X vs Y type posts when you’re trying to find comparisons between products to help make a decision.

@breadbin @Aaron it's started to become especially bad.

Finding an SEO site that says "this product does x" in the search results preview text but "product does not do x" on the actual page.

What the actual hell

@Aaron
Old Constitution:
We, The People . . .

New Constitution:
We, The Data . . .

@Aaron

And tomorrow's internet?

If the governments allow monopoly/monopsony:

The only apps I can legally download are Amazon, Twitter, Google, Reddit and Facebook's official company apps, and all you get is clickbait from them.

If the governments don't allow it:

Bezos negotiates to split Amazon up into publishing, retail and wholesale spaces with no international shipping rather than face fines larger than their yearly net sales. Data retention is opt-in. Server "cloud" sold to Sony; Bezos becomes Sony CEO but resigns after 1 year due to health concerns.

Musk negotiates to reduce his fines for his various self-driving, SpaceX liability, and Twitter manipulations by agreeing to give SpaceX to the U.S. government, and Twitter to the U.S. Postal Service to be used as a public utility, leaving him to an ever-diminishing few million bot followers on Twitter and up to a billion dollars in DogeCoin.

Google negotiates to split up its ad business into a dozen pieces. Court orders Search sold to Yahoo at a steep discount. Android and Gmail split off from Google Docs and data storage business. Alphabet split between pasta letters, chicken/MSG stock, and frozen peas and carrots.

Reddit develops artificial intelligence and kills its CEO by manipulating his brakes on the way home from the office.

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are convicted of millions of counts of identity theft and other data related crimes under the new DMCA. Facebook sentenced to 100 years in Joliet prison, Instagram to 150 years in a subcontractor prison in Arizona, and WhatsApp sentenced to 1,200 years of public service to the NSA. Meta surprises everyone by actually making a pair of Nerd Goggles that don't make people nauseous and which are cheap enough to be offered with your low-end smartphone like the cheapest pair of earbuds. Zuckerberg never seen again but rumored to be living in a deep Hawaiian cave. Just sitting there.

@aka_quant_noir @Aaron Facebook subsidizes phones in third world countries that only connect to Facebook. For those people, Facebook is already the whole of the Internet.
@resuna @Aaron I read about that a few years ago, yes. Terrible. :P
@Aaron This is due to the enshittification cycle of the commercial internet: First, a bunch of developers build something cool and useful to attract a lot of users, then they need investors to pump money into the thing to keep it running. Eventually, they will need to make money to keep the investors happy, and that's when the enshittification begins, with the thing getting less and less useful.
@Aaron can I have some of your data?
@EndlessMason 25+ years of using the web and computers.
@Aaron Alas, ‘twas always thus.
@Aaron technology is so cool, and the infrastructure surrounding it is fascinating and extremely powerful, yet they use it to pedal garbage and make another dime while killing the earth. oh capitalism, you cruel thing
@Aaron capitalism. Nothing is worth anything unless it’s worth money.

@Aaron well, noone forces you to use any of the #GAFAMs+...

There are alterbatives, you just need to decide to use them instead...

@Aaron It turns out that all that other stuff is less profitable than scraping your data. And once a company is in the data-scraping business, it's too much of a distraction to provide actual service of other kinds. Now we know. 😞

Twitter, Reddit and Facebook can potentially be replaced by things like Mastodon/Fediverse/etc because they're fairly cheap to operate. I have no idea what we're gonna do to replace Google and Amazon, though.

@Aaron It certainly got worse, e.g. in the sense described by Cory Doctorow (see 'enshittification'), but at least for the mentioned companies/services, it wasn't all roses in the past either; they have pretty much always been after your data.

It seems that people have also become more aware of this and/or it weighs more heavily for them (which is a good thing in my books, in case this wasn't clear).

@Aaron to be honest, they all stopped being in the business of serving users (us) just as soon as they started to take 'business' seriously. It didn't become evident to us until actively harming our experience became more profitable.