Testing in production be like 👇🤡
@nixCraft esse cara deveria ser preso namoral
@nixCraft imagine if the post character count was reset back to 140 characters and he started increasing that limit at 5 characters every hour with a new post. 10 for verified, 5 for unverified, 2 for new.
@dpreacher @nixCraft don’t give him ideas lol
@Muppet0016 @nixCraft anythiing to drive out traffic. 😈
@nixCraft the way musk types the new limits, he and his employees must've been in high pressure 
@nixCraft He fired all of his testers 😂😂
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Normalising bad practice 😢
@nixCraft His final compromise will probably be solving a captcha to view each tweet. Only it'll be completely unsolvable by humans and also added directly to production.
@mustard867 The captcha will consist of pictures of puppies with the question "which one is cutest".
@nixCraft he's fucking around and finding out on a daily basis now.
@nixCraft lol Twitter is better 😭😭
@nixCraft how is it that 46k people like that crap? Like really. He clearly doesn’t understand how social media works, because really 400 tweets for new people won’t get them hooked to they point they want your product enough to pay. Once they’re hooked you do the #enshittification, not just make a shit product and hope people will pay for a less shit version. Aka shit lite

@nixCraft

With dwindling user numbers the requests for the server keep going down. 😉

@nixCraft
Onko menossa huutokauppa? Ei kiitos, enää.

@nixCraft
The death of #twistter will be painful and slow

I don't understand how some people can glorify him like that. He was in Germany at the opening of the Giga Factory and the residents expressed their concerns about the groundwater. He just laughed and said, it's raining here but there's more than enough water here ... Surprise, the water table has been shrinking for years. #Gigafactory #grundwasser #failonmusk

@nixCraft in france, we call that "ear working"
if noone yells, then it's ok 😂
@nixCraft just kill it for once
@nixCraft ah! "0.5k", I see he's a glass half full kinda guy.