could have spent a full year spitballing how musk was going to kill Twitter and couldn’t have come up with anything close to the unbelievable dipshittery of “users can only read 600 tweets a day” like, what do they put in billionaire cocaine anyway

@JuliusGoat Someone needs a cocaine version of the alcohol sugars joke about the four stages of drunkenness

1. Jocose
2. Morose
3. Bellicose
4. Comatose

I mean, Musk starts in stage 3 and never leaves.