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Robert McNees[Elon’s voice over the Mars habitat intercom]
I have some important news about our oxygen supply.
I have some important news about our oxygen supply.
Sorry, I saw that he’s now promising some sort of weird Moon city and just wanted to remind everyone how that would work, if it ever happened, which it won’t.
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simonbp@mcnees Only Premium colonists may breathe more than once every 30 minutes; we encourage you to upgrade for only $3999.99 a month!
Jamie, aka HappilyNeverAfter@mcnees There is evidence he may already have started backtracking on that. Add in the unpaid $1b Google Cloud Service bill due June 30 and...
Weyoun 6@mcnees the throttling will continue until morale and oxygen consumption improves.
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Ted@mcnees "Subscribe to Mars Red for unlimited oxygen"
Sagittarius A*@mcnees cant wait to have a brain implant from him
Mary Beth Frezon@mcnees so in other words he can't pay for enough bandwidth to keep going. Lol
Matthew Spillane@mcnees Obvs Elno has no idea how to write an unambiguous requirements statement. Imagine working for him?
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Total Recall - 'Give this people air' quote form Arnold Schwarzenegger
RedFossa@mcnees When ads are 25% to 33% of posts, that 300 is gonna get spent in three minutes of scrolling.
@jamiesaker If those are real limits, it’s useless
geobeck@mcnees
In tomorrow's news:
"To preserve the integrity of the blue checkmark, all verified accounts are hereby cancelled. I will be the only verified user from this point on.
July 10:
"To preserve the integrity of my tweets, no users will be allowed to reply except me.
July 17:
"To preserve the integrity of the platform, only I may tweet."
July 24:
"To prevent further data scraping, only I may read my tweets."
August 1:
"Hey, where is everyone?"
Mattygabe@mcnees workers responsible for Elon's consumable goods, your oxygen supply is stable. For non essential workers, you must fill out form I-7/B and wait two weeks for further oxygen approval
TransitBiker@mcnees “freedom of speech”
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Andi Hoern@mcnees oxygen not included als Live Rollenspiel
Brick McBrick 🇪🇺 (🇺🇦)@mcnees Not to forget he's also behind Neuralink.
I can almost see the Brave New World this kind of 'customer care' can lead to, even before considering indentured servitude on Mars:
"Due to excessive wear & tear on our Neuralink interface, normal users will be temporarily restricted to no more than 600 muscle movements per day (this includes nervous ticks)..."
Kana Patrick@mcnees game change
RobynPenny@mcnees wasn't there a Doctor Who episode where people on a spacecraft had a ration of air?
Joelsef@mcnees But trust me this time! For real!
der.hans@mcnees there's a Doctor Who episode about that, Oxygen
"The suits are also the only source of oxygen, as the mining company does not provide an oxygen atmosphere inside the station, and every activity is measured in breaths."
@mcnees just wait until this guy controls a chip in your brain.
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