Nancy Pickering
Sean Jones KC2063 Mars (Muskbase Alpha)
Announcement:
Verified colonists are limited to 6000 breaths a day.
Unverified colonists are limited to 600 breaths a day.
ForceGhost@SeanJones sounds just about right.
Know any good Martian lawyers I can litigate this with?
Glyn Roberts@SeanJones sounds about right
Brian Dear@SeanJones Great minds think alike
@brianstorms ha! I think you did a better job!
Ken Wilson@SeanJones this made me laugh so hard.. posted it on my hellsite feed assuming anyone can read it due to 600 limit π
Paul Martin@SeanJones Vibes of the original Total Recall film?
mf MD 
@SeanJones 2042 Neuralink
Announcement:
Verified linkers are limited to 6000 thoughts a day.
Unverified linkers are limited to 600 thoughts a day.
The remainder of the day will be filled with advertisements.
Welcome to Idiocracy. We arrived far sooner than expected.
Helgi Crookehorne@SeanJones then he said it's temporary but the advertisers would never get the joke... who's gonna watch adds when people are locked out 23 hours a day?
Devil Doll, Esq.@SeanJones The right to breathe on Earth will be adjudicated by religious cultists, as soon as the economic model grants their batshit craziness more power over others.
The doom cycle is in the human brain, long before it is in the human lungs.
jackβοΈ@SeanJones rules subject to change based on the supreme leaderβs bowel movements.
Jeff GriggAnd, for context, humans typically breathe 17,000 to 30,000 breaths per day.
So all the colonists would die.
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("But wait! We have a 'Breath Extension Plan', for reasonable additional fees!!!" π )
Moley πππ ππ ππ@SeanJones
Winston vaguely remembered a time when you could see more than 600 tweets. Exceeding the limit was strictly reserved for Party members. He opened his diary and wrote βThe best tweets from the Party are the ones that tell you what you already know.β#RateLimitExceeded #TwitterDown
Winston vaguely remembered a time when you could see more than 600 tweets. Exceeding the limit was strictly reserved for Party members. He opened his diary and wrote βThe best tweets from the Party are the ones that tell you what you already know.β#RateLimitExceeded #TwitterDown
