lol so the deal with twitter being down is that accounts are now limited to viewing 600 tweets per day, and for just $8 that can be increased to... seeing 6000 a day. this is the single greatest wellness setting any social media platform has ever introduced
@stavvers I know, right?! I've joked about sending him a Mastodon cake to thank him for his efforts, but no, I'm now serious about this idea.
I've also previously joked that if this is what he does to Twitter, he'll earn a Nobel and eternal gratitude if Facebook is next on his hit list.
But he's not that rich.
He only plays rich on TV.