Mastodawn

A shifty bloke in the pub just offered me the chance to read 200 extra tweets for a tenner.

@Nickiquote I'm doing three tweets for a pound, or twenty for a fiver

@Nickiquote don't do it: 50% are ads for weird bras designed by 90 year olds.

@Nickiquote @siobhanmcelduff
I know someone who would pay for that 😉

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@Nickiquote was his name Elon?

@Nickiquote Watch out man, 50 of those are gonna be talcum powder.

So, basically

@Nickiquote
But Elon doesn't drink, or so I'm told by his PR machine.