Web 1.0: Slow. Ugly. Reliable. Like your mom.

Web 2.0: Enslaved by AdTech. Core rotted out. Currently self immolating.

Web 3.0: Stillborn homunculus of inbred tech bros.

Web 4.0: at this rate, a literal sack of shit

@cillic I miss Web 1.0. I should call my mum.
@cillic waiting for BBSes to return.