HEY #PAYPAL USERS! WATCH OUT!

On the web interface PayPal just introduced a new dark pattern #enshittification to the transfer-balance-to-bank-account process to trick the user into electing the premium and quite expensive "immediate transfer" option, instead of choosing the free 1-3 day option.

When you initiate a transfer, this is now what shows up:

@siderea "Transfer In Minutes"
"transfer may take up to 30 minutes" lol
@AutumnAgain "🎵🎶Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes🎵🎶"