Estradiol_enjoyer

i have admin privledges on my school computer rule

https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/444411

i have admin privledges on my school computer rule - FMHY

i am in the mood for a moderate amount of trolling

Jun 30, 2023 at 10:44amWeb
Show threadnihilist_hippieJun 30, 2023
If they're Windows PCs, edit the registry so that the Recycle Bin will be called the "Shit Can". lol.
Show threadaverage650Jun 30, 2023
That's the perfect amount of trolling. Probably won't get you in real teouble and doesn't hurt anyone, but it pisses off the admin.
Show threadLux (she/her)Jun 30, 2023
Would absolutely get you in trouble lol
Show threadXariphonJun 30, 2023
Yeah it's school; infinite resources to punish and torment over the pettiest bullshit.
Show threadAnomalous_LlamaJun 30, 2023

I once wrote a batch file and deployed it to a group of VM’s in my high school that would make disc drives open and close repeatedly.

Resulted in the high schools small NOC having several servers opening and closing their drives over and over much to the confusion of the IT guy haha

Show threadmagmaus3Jun 30, 2023
You can also add an random delay between the opening to confuse them even further.
Show threadLycistJun 30, 2023
Always add jitter
Show threadLycistJun 30, 2023

spin up a linux VM and man-in-the-middle the network, replace all images requested from the internet to be replaced with images of nick cage.

set it on as cron-job to activate/deactivate randomly, only for a few seconds at a time once or twice a week.

Show threadPrettyFlyForAFatGuyJun 30, 2023

I once managed to get creds for one of my teachers accounts which would give me the ability to see what anyone was doing at any time and kick and restrict student accounts.

Was so scared of using it i never did though

Show threadMageToLightJun 30, 2023
Try setting up a bat file that starts at launch that will at some interval play the audio track of Shrek 2 through some form of media player(preferably one that can be opened in the tray to delay people figuring out what is happening).
Show threadI_Miss_DanielJun 30, 2023
There's probably some macro utility you could run as admin which could send keystrokes. Maybe every 180 minutes have it pick from a list of human body parts and type it.
Show threadDecentFartsJun 30, 2023
In middle school I would send popup notifications to classmates.
Show threadchinpokomonJun 30, 2023
Learn how to use that without being detected. So don't troll. You have power right now. Don't play cat and mouse with what has been accidently gifted to you.
Show threadEstradiol_enjoyerJul 1, 2023
I have a suspicion that the IT guy may have done it on purpose (he’s pretty based, but also like it only gives me admin rights on my computer). I would ask him, but in the event that itnwas an accident, I woudn’t rlly want to cause an incident.