smells of bikesI was at a gas station and the stupid gas pump ad machine was yammering "a dirty fuel system can reduce your car's performance" and I hate listening to ads so I snapped back "a dirty fuel system can reduce yer mom's performance" and the woman who was standing RIGHT BEHIND ME for no obvious reason as it's a huge empty gas station did a spit take so hard she shot pepsi out her nose and hit my back with it and then covered her face and started coughing and now neither of us can ever go there again.
Robin Frost Has Moved@TSchulte @smellsofbikes Oh my goodness I'm legit cryin' over here from laughing so hard. I can't catch my breath. This struck me soooo funny because i have a friend who might say something so similar I could almost hear this post in his voice. Thank you gas station visitor for giving me the gift of the best laugh I've had in literal ages. I only wish we had audio or video of you actually saying it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Tammy@robini71 @smellsofbikes It kind of broke me as well. lol
@smellsofbikes @robini71 It certainly would!
@smellsofbikes @TSchulte It'd be perfect no matter your voice I bet the tone was just right and fitting. And in that one moment inspired by frustration you brought this girl a great deal of joy in an other wise annoying time so I bless you for it truly. If I met you I'd shake your hand or give a hug in gratitude. 🤗🤗😁