@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop smol smelly baby walked through a whole heap of thick gross mud, got his hind leg sunk and trapped and then slowly fell over in it. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so loud and long outside before. Here is is after his rescue.
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I purposefully pooped him out on his second muddy walk because omg he’s been such a hilarious disaster today and I’m too tired for any more ridiculous hijinks. I Forgot how much he makes me laugh, he’s currently snoring like a chainsaw :3
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I was joking when I told me friend I’d look after him because he’d keep me company while ref’s away this weekend, but he’s genuinely been so much fun. He’s a total idiot 😆
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop other highlights include, stopping dead in middle of a zebra crossing this morning and refusing to move because he was scared of the teeny naked chihuahua standing on the other side. Only one car had to wait for us this time at least!
@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Spent the weekend in Regensberg, I was refereeing two games on Saturday (One was Bundesliga) and then I walked over the oldest bridge in Germany on Sunday. It's a lovely little city.

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also, according to this show:
- SWAT investigates crimes
- SWAT conducts interrogations
- SWAT can get to anywhere in LA in 2 minutes, even when they’ve been off duty and aren’t even at the station
- Oorah oorah SWAT sacred calling blah blah blah

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh yeah, also:
- SWAT can get any member of “The Community 😉” to do a complete 180 and turn into a cop lover just by talking to them for 30 seconds, b/c the SWAT leader used to be from The Streets
The Streets - Fit But You Know It (Official Video)

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@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I keep seeing people say "asteroid city" and all that my mind says is Defenders of Dynatron City. What is it?
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop lol I loved it as a kid, I was all excited for it to be a series and I think it only got those few things. I went back and read it years later and was like why tf dis I love this so much?

@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Goddamnit. Fuckin dog just ate half my wallet. Bank card and license are good at least. It’s my fault for leaving something leather in her chewing range tho. It was on my bed which is where she sleeps when im not in it.

@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also I’ve been like 200 yards from a monsterous hail storm for the past few hours and I think we might have just entered it now that I’m typing this. Will update.