Quickly, there’s no time! You – and only you – need to choose a slice of cake to give to the vicar at the village fête. Decide carefully and before their cup of tea goes cold! Which will it be?
The vicar was delighted. However, when the WI saw that the cake used jam AND buttercream for the filling, they were enraged and went on a violent rampage through the stalls. The village remains divided into “Buttercream Reformist” and “Jam Purist” factions and tensions remain high. It is no longer safe to be alone in the streets thanks to the roving packs of Recipe Enforcers.
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