twll Jun 25, 2023
Quickly, there’s no time! You – and only you – need to choose a slice of cake to give to the vicar at the village fête. Decide carefully and before their cup of tea goes cold! Which will it be?
Coffee and walnut cake
27.8%
Black Forest gateau
5.6%
Victoria sponge
55.6%
Carrot cake
11.1%
Poll ended at .
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The vicar was delighted. However, when the WI saw that the cake used jam AND buttercream for the filling, they were enraged and went on a violent rampage through the stalls. The village remains divided into “Buttercream Reformist” and “Jam Purist” factions and tensions remain high. It is no longer safe to be alone in the streets thanks to the roving packs of Recipe Enforcers.
Jun 25, 2023 at 9:21pmWeb
Show threadCovfefe HossJun 25, 2023
@twll I feel like Victoria sponge is the cowards choice who lack any sense of adventure