Lesbian Death BedJun 25, 2023
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i've just learned ssssome disssturbing newsss
Rowling: from a reputable sssource
Rowling: a random nazi on twitter
Rowling: but
Rowling: i really really REALLY want it to be true
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Rowling: did you know
Rowling: that puberty blockers deaden a childsss sssoul?
Rowling: a transss child is literally an inhuman shell
Kathleen Stock: wow! like a monster!
Rowling: yesss
Rowling: exactly like a monster
Rowling: think about it
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Rowling: what i'm sssaying is that trans kids are bassically monsssterss
Stock: what about those trans kids who keep saying that gender affirming care is life saving?
Rowling: well
Rowling: a monssster would lie wouldn't it?
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Rowling: now then we all know what to do about monssstersss don't we
Stock: yeah! kill them!
Rowling: i meant deny them the ussse of magical wandsss as per Claussse Three of the Code of Wand Ussssse
Rowling: but alssso yess kill them
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Rowling: friendss the time hasss come
Rowling: we mussst kill thessse children in order to sssave them
Rowling: sssave them from the living death that is ssself-determination!
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[meanwhile]
Dan Simmons: so i heard some wokies thought frankenstein got a raw deal
Mary Shelley:
Simmons: like haha! Stupid commies, having sympathy for a monster!
Simmons: i mean, he's literally a monster!
Shelley: does no one here know how to read
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Mary Shelley: the whole point of the fuckin book was that frankenstein got a raw deal
Simmons: sounds like cultural marxism to me
Shelley: [stabbing Simmons] does anyone ELSE here not know how to read?
Rowling: [unfurling from bushes] me, i don't
Show threadRegular Mouse 🐁Jun 25, 2023
@bitterkarella any time Mary Shelley gets to knife someone is a good time 
Show threadMaisie SummersJun 25, 2023

@bitterkarella

I'm a little confused, cause frankenstein was the mad scientist, not the creature...

Show threadGentleman ProgrammerJun 25, 2023
@maisiesummers @bitterkarella Knowing Frankenstein wasn't the monster is education
Knowing Frankenstein was the monster is wisdom
Show threadMarkDSimmonsJun 26, 2023
@sjjh @maisiesummers @bitterkarella Why wouldn't the creature use the patronymic?
Show threadAndrea BurgessJun 27, 2023
@MarkDSimmons Monster Victorovich?
Show threadJon RJun 25, 2023
@maisiesummers @bitterkarella just had to be THAT person, huh
Show thread0xC0DEC0DE07EAJun 25, 2023
@bitterkarella googles “is Dan Simmons a dipshit?”
Show thread0xC0DEC0DE07EAJun 25, 2023
@bitterkarella (the answer is apparently yes)
Show threadinfernalsk majeskægJun 26, 2023
@c0dec0dec0de @bitterkarella Unfortunately, he is.
Show threadLot⁴⁹Jun 25, 2023
@bitterkarella Literally no one!
Show threadjust adrienneJun 25, 2023
@bitterkarella Man, Simmons is such an embarrassing fucking racist drunk uncle these days and unlike a lot of the others i find it really painful bc some of his earlier work is phenomenal. But 9/11 broke that guy in the worst possible way.