Joseph CursioJun 24, 2023
Missing The Point
Russia is going to need a new president soon, and there is a guy in the US who has former experience as a president, wants to be a president again, and is already on the Russian payroll so minimal HR paperwork.
#Russia
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Show threadDavid BruchmannJun 24, 2023
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Mhm, you never name any names, that's a difficult riddle 🤔 😂
Jokes by side, that orange Donald never want to be President of losers perhaps 🤔
Show threadSilvertipGrizzJun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt ……….. will trade one used President for a quart of borscht, 2 dozen perogies and a plastic stacking Russian doll.
Show threadAmbassador of the Heat SinkJun 24, 2023
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Plus, he has previous experience in coups. A perfect candidate!
Show threadBig Head TalesJun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt
Hmmm… This makes more sense now. It’s Trump projecting again.
Show threadRupert ReynoldsJun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt
No! Much as I hate the actions of Putin's Russia, THAT IS TOO CRUEL.
Show threadRobbinBanks🏴Jun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt Good idea...But I'm afraid Donald is too woke for Russia...
Show threadKadinJun 24, 2023

@MissingThePt Listen, I'm already stuck in a pretty shitty timeline.

I do not want to end up in the "Tsar Trump I: Emperor of All The Russias" one.

Show threadrose (escaped not sanitized)Jun 24, 2023

@MissingThePt

And he'll actually *enjoy* being pissed on by NATO!

Show threadAutistiCriticJun 24, 2023

@MissingThePt Wait, you’ll need to narrow that down… oh, FORMER president. I was thinking Bannon. Or Manafort. Or Fucker Carlson…

I’m confused now (and possibly drunk 🤪)!

Show threadxs4me2Jun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt Problem is, its very hard to get rid of him. In Russia that might be easier though….
Show threadMaybeMyMonkeysJun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt as long as he takes the GOP and the magats with him.
Show threadHelen GrahamJun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt If not we have another of his buddies who is used to high office ,hes even got Russian ancestory,speaks Russian and has the same name as one of their last presidents
Show threadmarca56Jun 24, 2023
@MissingThePt @GreenFire … and Russia does not have an extradition treaty with the US…
Show threadBlue BoyJun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt Lots of pople already on the Russian payroll. Trump. Flynn. Cruz. Hawley. And if one of them happened to leave through the window one night, well, there wouldn't be any complaints from me about not getting them back.
Show threadFarahJun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt don’t give him ideas!! He belongs in a jail cell
Show threadgavinisdie Jun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt let the Russians have a good president for once
Show threadWolleysegapJun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt To Russia with love....sort of
Show threadklausfiend has movedJun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt I'm deeply leery of trusting that guy with nukes in a country with even more endemic corruption ... although I'm sure he'd be a fan
Show thread[email protected]Jun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt 😳 The shortage of skilled workers on this side of the Atlantic is great, but we will manage it somehow. Nonetheless, thanks for the offer.😅
Show threadjuanejotJun 25, 2023

@MissingThePt He could even have built his own summer castle capital complex in just-in-the-news Rostov, and call it Mar-na-Donu. That’s right, Don-v-Rostov-na-Donu.

I hear he likes donuts.

Show threadToni M.Jun 25, 2023

@MissingThePt

plus: he always admired putin and was jealous about the "unrestricted" power putin had compared to him.

🙄

Show threadMichael HartleJun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt With all the reading material stacked next to the toilet, he wants to ace that very long, hard interview.
Show thread:barend:Jun 25, 2023
@MissingThePt “Nobody knew that the Russian language was so hard to learn…”
Show threadJohn Caveney woke is me🛠️Jun 25, 2023
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