Just give me a minute, I'm making a quick transition from submersible expert to military coup expert.
@dabertime Damn, I'm behind the curve on what sort of expert I should be today.
@dabertime I'm way ahead of you. It's pronounced 'coo'

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Simple. Bowie vs Alvin Stardust

"Here am I floating in my tin can"

"Ooh, ohh my coup ca choo"

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Dang! Hurry up, that information void will not fill itself!

@dabertime its not a coup, it's a 'march for justice' :)
@dabertime oh noooo people are talking about recent topics - that’s soooo bad

@dabertime you and about 8000 accounts have made that switch, nearly overnight lol.

It's been shocking, waking up to a Twitter-like deluge of Armchair War Experts who all know exactly who im supposed to support in all this. Words like 'dictator' and 'mercenary' are being thrown around without a shred of self consciousness at all. It's sorta funny/not funny.

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Which reminds me of two jokes..
what do you get when you sat a german car on fire? And β€œwhat do you get when you cross a potato with Richard Nixon?”
@dabertime I'm British, so also have to be a music critic this weekend.
@dabertime It won't take but a moment.
@dabertime water and war start with β€˜w’ so simple enough