Just give me a minute, I'm making a quick transition from submersible expert to military coup expert.
Simple. Bowie vs Alvin Stardust
"Here am I floating in my tin can"
"Ooh, ohh my coup ca choo"
Dang! Hurry up, that information void will not fill itself!
Everyone right now:

@dabertime you and about 8000 accounts have made that switch, nearly overnight lol.
It's been shocking, waking up to a Twitter-like deluge of Armchair War Experts who all know exactly who im supposed to support in all this. Words like 'dictator' and 'mercenary' are being thrown around without a shred of self consciousness at all. It's sorta funny/not funny.