LuckyyYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
utopia_digThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
CrabhandsEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
JonesyYou already can -- immodium
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme