GhostalmediaWTF. My feed is entirely Greg’s 3 day poop memes
tymon"Tell my wife I exploded and that it was very sad and that the last thing I said was make sure my wife doesn't use my toilet"
Dangdoggo"You're a fine man and you're a good father but the things you do in there... You just cant do in our home. You cant do that in the same space I keep pictures of grandma and raise our children."
candyman337That's cuz it's Lemmy's first legendary meme post
bellateslaLet's just be glad it wasn't about coconuts or a poop knife
Coconuts?
DoucheAsaurusYou really don't want to read this, trust me.
https://teddit.net/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/dl7e52l/
TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Yeah, I think I'm good... Keeps reading
Ugh...
I should have trusted you…
That post is now the stuff of legends. You'll be reading that post again years from now in something like a Lemmy "Hall of Fame" community.
I, for one, find it endearing that a lone Greg from Canada can shitpost our entire feeds across Lemmy and Kbin.
Good memeing, Canadian Greg.
Greg Clarke
lololaWonder what this place will be like when No Shit September kicks off
You’re welcome 💩💩💩
CreazleDamn it, Greg
hawkwindThe narwhal bacons at midnight.
mizuGood lord what have i done
I love the fact that I was actually a witness this legendary moment in real time when you posted it.
cottonmonHow's your nonpooping going? Have you started?
Live updates here
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Ok dude, I can't reply to your updates, but try rocking your upper body forwards and backwards, that has always helped me.