I think we should keep sacrificing billionaires to the Titanic until she’s satisfied.
@fraying
That is dark. 🀭
@c If they don't want to be billionaires, there are plenty of ways to stop.
@fraying Billionaires for the Billionaire God?
@fraying can we offer up some millionaires as well?
@fraying we should find a more ecological way. A whole submarine for just five people πŸ«₯
@fraying and when you say β€˜she’ you mean the kraken who sank the titanic, right? RIGHT??

@Farah I dare not speak her name.

She is listening.

@fraying that freaking ship HATES rich people!
@SNerd That's like her whole thing!
@fraying @SNerd
Does it already have an SCP number?
@fraying
I don't know it for certain, but I suspect an orca may be involved in the missing Titanic sub
@fraying Her hunger is the hunger of fifteen-hundred working class souls sent to the bottom so the gilded might continue to glitter. She'll never be satisfied.