Bruce
Missing The PointNow that we have achieved tourism for space and ocean depths, I am announcing a new service to send billionaires into the hearts of active volcanoes.
Ray Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑How can I invest in this badly needed service?
Beast of Exmoor@MissingThePt Too soon? Perhaps?
Betsy Bee@MissingThePt Good idea. Once they've conquered volcanos there's also the centre of the Earth and the face of the Sun to be explored. Let them boldly go (and not come back).
Enema Cowboy@MissingThePt Minefield tours of the Korean DMZ sounds like another tourist opportunity.
Nixie
Disposal of organic waste in Erta Ale Volcano lava lake causes violent eruption
stux⚡️@MissingThePt It’s so bad I love it 🫣♥️
𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮 
The asbestos suit provided will be 100% safe and healthy. We promise.
Coyoty@MissingThePt You can skip the certifications in the interests of innovation (and money). Sacrifices must be made.
PixiePancake@MissingThePt Wrap them in foil first. Safety is key.
OtownKim@MissingThePt absolutely LOVE that idea!!!
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@MissingThePt I’ve got this Apollo 13 slightly used capsule for sale.
myrmepropagandistHow do I subscribe to this service?
(I assume the "service" is a live video feed of the caldera.)
SilvertipGrizz
autumnagain@MissingThePt just let the billionaires stay in space
Invincible_Fall in me@MissingThePt Too bad they can't get that high helping people less fortunate than they are. Making the world a better place.
Extinction (our fate)Joe Rogan Vs. the Volcano.
Bruce Mirken@MissingThePt As a resident of an area with 2 active volcanoes (not presently erupting, but that changes frequently), I will volunteer to assist. Might I suggest we send #Elon first?
Nick 'The Viking'Is there a GoFundMe or the like I want to get in on the ground floor of this.
Isaac@MissingThePt Eldin Volcano Chasm, anyone?
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@MissingThePt It was only a matter of time.
Coach Pāṇini ®@MissingThePt Tom Hanks will voice the pitch deck