Now that we have achieved tourism for space and ocean depths, I am announcing a new service to send billionaires into the hearts of active volcanoes.

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How can I invest in this badly needed service?

@MissingThePt Good idea. Once they've conquered volcanos there's also the centre of the Earth and the face of the Sun to be explored. Let them boldly go (and not come back).
@MissingThePt Minefield tours of the Korean DMZ sounds like another tourist opportunity.
Disposal of organic waste in Erta Ale Volcano lava lake causes violent eruption

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@MissingThePt It’s so bad I love it 🫣♥️

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The asbestos suit provided will be 100% safe and healthy. We promise.

@MissingThePt You can skip the certifications in the interests of innovation (and money). Sacrifices must be made.
@MissingThePt Wrap them in foil first. Safety is key.
@MissingThePt absolutely LOVE that idea!!!
@MissingThePt I’ve got this Apollo 13 slightly used capsule for sale.

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How do I subscribe to this service?

(I assume the "service" is a live video feed of the caldera.)

@MissingThePt just let the billionaires stay in space
@MissingThePt Too bad they can't get that high helping people less fortunate than they are. Making the world a better place.
@MissingThePt As a resident of an area with 2 active volcanoes (not presently erupting, but that changes frequently), I will volunteer to assist. Might I suggest we send #Elon first?

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Is there a GoFundMe or the like I want to get in on the ground floor of this.

@MissingThePt Eldin Volcano Chasm, anyone?
@MissingThePt Tom Hanks will voice the pitch deck