CLARENCE THOMAS: These free luxury vacations are totally ethical because the GOP donor who takes me on them is a dear friend! It’s just what friends do!

SAM ALITO: This free luxury vacation is totally ethical because I barely know the GOP donor who took me on it!

@foser "The shopkeepers in my protection scheme? I barely know them!"

Every gangster with a big wallet has a Get Out Of Jail Free card from this SCOTUS. All they need is a boat so some rich authoritarian in robes can pose for manly grinning pictures with a dead fish.

"Slap that back, boys! We've hooked ourselves another supreme court justice!"

@foser 🥥 BRETT KAVANAUGH: This lifetime supply of free beer is perfectly ethical because everyone knows that I like beer. 🥥
@foser 🥥 AMY CONEY BARRETT: Overturning Roe v Wade on religious rather than scientific grounds is completely ethical because they hanged witches in #Salem in the 17th century. 🥥
@foser 🥥 JOHN ROBERTS: Taking voting rights away from people of color is perfectly ethical because we elected #BarackObama -- a Black man -- President. 🥥

@foser

Except he's been a Supreme Court Justice for over 30 years, meaning billionaire Harlan Crow didn't decide to make friends with Thomas until after he was on the bench.