Ken Jeffery
Laura E. HallIn general, would you say you're more of a...
Gremlin
Goblin
Muppet
Other creature/entity (please specify in comments)
Poll ended at .
Explanations, illustrations, etc. are most welcome
I myself am a Muppet with gremlin tendencies
Karyl 
@lauraehall Iām more of a goblin, a little dumb, likes shiny things, etc.
Owen Nelson@lauraehall living in a cave and have to protect my very soft feet with stone shoes? Yes, I'm that goblin.
Hegelian Princess@lauraehall assigned muppet at birth
J. Walton@lauraehall I've always felt more on the "embodied undead" side of the monster spectrum. So some kind of clawed skeleton thing in a tattered robe. Like an old school Zelda stalfos.
SweetAI Belle 
JP@lauraehall this seems like a fairly multipolar continuum; ie it's not like being more gobliny necessarily makes one less muppety. so maybe a radar chart?
@lauraehall also partly situational - in the average case i am in the low-mid Goblin range. however in the presence of tortilla chips with guacamole, my Goblin quotient shoots up considerably.
Meagan@lauraehall I'm definitely a muppet in the Gordon Ramsay sense.
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/6899446043411238150
https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/6899446043411238150
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Leigh Garland@lauraehall Brony in goblin mode.
Ertain@lauraehall I want to say "goblin". But then again, I sometimes flail my arms around like Kermit the frog.
Random Geek in limbo@Ertain @lauraehall there's always "muppet goblin" as seen in Labyrinth.
dangit i may need to change my answer
@randomgeek I know that feeling.
smartwatermelon 
šEvan Balsterš@lauraehall I alternate between goblin and biblical angel tbh. The latter is when I get so esoteric I'm perceived as a disjointed series of sounds and images.
@evan āBe not afrarleblargh*!ā
*How I imagine goblin language is most accurately transcribed
@lauraehall The key to the goblin language is speaking/writing 25% faster than is possible without irreversible corruption of data
Bill Cromie@lauraehall chaos or order muppet? Kermit vs Gonzo?
@bill Personally in many situations Iām the order Muppet but with my closest friends and family itās chaos Muppet all the way
And Gonzo is my favorite Muppet!
@lauraehall @smartwatermelon I had to think about that one way more than one might expect.
cstephens2
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Robin
Farbs@lauraehall Muppet but 90% of the time I'm packed away in a suitcase on a high shelf in the garage.
Josh Jersild@lauraehall I'm like 40% sure I'm just Gonzo wearing a human suit
Kaiyalai@lauraehall mouse, or if it needs to be something categorically similar to the other poll options, Kobold.
UnclePJ
Moose Jolly Holcomb@lauraehall I am very much a Moose, but if I had to choose from the first three then muppet.
joehumphreyš“āā ļøIām one of those full body muppets like Sweetums or those weird Ogre people on Fraggle Rock
Jeremy List@lauraehall giant invisible talking rabbit
ator robot@lauraehall enby robot
Farah@lauraehall Bog Witchā¦ solitary feminist with questionable hygiene
Chris Lay@lauraehall Sasquatch
Kate McKinley
ivedonestranger@lauraehall I'm more like the Fae. Harmless most of the time but do enjoy messing with people to see them react.
Also a strong desire to count things
Satan - Paul@lauraehall I am certainly a:
Lazure crocodile/alligator humanoid dragon hybrid with feathers, scales that under a certain angle reflect a rainbow like opals and dinosaur legs :3
Lazure crocodile/alligator humanoid dragon hybrid with feathers, scales that under a certain angle reflect a rainbow like opals and dinosaur legs :3
steve mookie kong
hybrid havoc@lauraehall
Whatever creature the Grimace is.
Whatever creature the Grimace is.
@hybridhavoc strangely enough this is the only Grimace fact I know https://xoxo.zone/@lauraehall/110511286486147485
Laura E. Hall (@[email protected])
Just heard that the purple monstrosity Grimace is "the embodiment of a taste bud" and now exist in a perfect limbo between "holder of cursed knowledge" and "I refuse to research this further"
Gen X-Wing@lauraehall Hobbit. The kind that finds a ring and gets stuck in a cave.
Ted Tschopp
Dave3307 š„@lauraehall .@Dahlialith already had this covered a decade ago: https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/06/chaos-theory.html (I am the worst kind of Muppet, I present as an Order Muppet but am actually Chaos)
Dahlia lithwick
Jon_ThinksATYou
gavinisdie 
@lauraehall I'm a Ghoul, like, the ones from Fallout
Brian Enigma@lauraehall Muppet is much more open-ended. You have everything from Gonzo to Pepe the Prawn to Beaker to Honeydew to Swedish Chef and his creepy human hands. Not to mention Big Bird.
So long story short: muppet. But which specific flavor of muppet remains undecided.
@lauraehall But also more of a lawful muppet than a chaos one, but just enough chaos-muppet leanings to spice things up.
Robin 
@lauraehall I see myself as a kitsunemimi with a few animalistic character traits :3c
Beatrix@lauraehall moth thing (see pfp)
Apocraphilia
Lea@lauraehall I think Iām more of a brownie or other such household putterer with an occasional shit-stirring bent.
Johannes Silverfox š¦@lauraehall š¦š¦š¦
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