This is a mean-spirited parody account that mocks those of us who remain COVID-conscious. Sadly, it's indistinguishable from what some people actually say -- folks with whom I look forward to no longer engaging in any way.

Also, it's Dr. or Prof. 😉

@TRyanGregory
There is always risk with living. We do our very best. I’m so sorry this has happened to you after all you’ve done for people (for free!).
@Tarabell Well, I did get a lot of clout. Which, alongside 5 bucks, will get you a pretty fancy coffee.
@TRyanGregory 😂 coffee is good 😊