Shutup baby, i know it

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Bite my shiny metal ass

Me, Bender.

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

I'm back baby!

Shut up baby I know it

Do a flip!

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"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care Fry cracked corn, I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn!