Everyone who told me baby poops don’t smell was so terribly terribly wrong.

Also I knew babies could occasionally go bathroom in the middle of changing, but I never expected it to happen this often, and this violently.

Anyway I hope I didn’t wake up the neighbors screaming at the top of my lungs at 2:30am. But at least the wall has been properly disinfected.

@zkat In my experience as an uncle, it's one of those many lies that parents tell themselves to survive the parenting process. And then spread to new prospective parents so they too can suffer like they did. 😂