mikeashFlying pigs are supposed to be the epitome of the impossible, and yet the grocery store is careful to specify that this is ground pork.
Pierre H.@mikeash Mike!!!
Tom Harrington@mikeash That’s because it’s not sea pork
Jeff GriggMy doctor said that I should eat more seafood.
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Yes, it's an actual place. You can swim with the pigs:
https://www.reshumana.com/experiences/the-beach-where-you-can-swim-with-pigs/
@JeffGrigg @atomicbird “Swim with the pigs” sounds like something you’d hear from a particularly dimwitted mafioso.
Tim Allen@mikeash also helps distinguish it from long pork
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Nihl L'Amas
synlogic@mikeash ^---- I'll allow it
llewelly@mikeash
some police departments in the USA have helicopters.
some police departments in the USA have helicopters.
Paul Martin@mikeash It's the difference between USDA and FAA approval.
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)@mikeash You ever seen a police helicopter?
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Dym Sohin@mikeash but is it ground-to-ground or ground-to-air pork
@mikeash
Some ungulates must have had flying ancestors. Those tiny vestigial wings certainly wouldn't lift a buffalo!
Some ungulates must have had flying ancestors. Those tiny vestigial wings certainly wouldn't lift a buffalo!
fdr@mikeash As opposite to live or neutral pork
Wayward Sun (yak shaver extraordinaire)@mikeash As a father myself, I approve this.
Dan Veditz@mikeash
Happy father's day! If you don't have kids, don't worry: you're clearly ready
Happy father's day! If you don't have kids, don't worry: you're clearly ready
aethervision@mikeash Wouldn’t a flying pig be a pigasus?
@aethervision You’re fired.
@mikeash I hope you understand how much this is going to cost in terms of back pay and unused vacation time.
Les Orchard@mikeash Years ago, I tripped and dropped a hamburger, and a co-worker pointed and said "GROUND BEEF"
I have never forgiven them
Luke Stockwell
Robot@mikeash I was excited when someone asked if I wanted to see an amusement pork. My mind was reeling at the prospect. I misheard. #FuckSixFlags
A.B.@mikeash In your favorite search engine image search: Cincinnati flying pigs art
Joe Beam@mikeash according to FAA Regulations, pigs are afforded more cubic feet then humans.
Pigs do fly.
Pigs do fly.
Allie🏳️⚧️
gws@mikeash I heard if you huck an Impossible burger patty across the room at just the right angle it'll come back like a boomerang.
Laurie Voss@mikeash Air Pork, the unsuccessful sequel to Air Bud.
MiskatonicMisericordia
Ben Higbie