The admin invited me to write an #Introduction message. Here it is.
Hello. I am not a dropbear. I am definitely not sitting in a nearby tree waiting to drop on you as you pass by. You definitely don't need to take any defensive precautions. Don't carry an umbrella; don't wear a bike helmet; don't smear Vegemite behind your ears. You shouldn't even bother to look up. You're perfectly safe.
Alert: Ground-dwelling dropbears active in city centre areas.
The absence of trees in city centres for a while kept dropbears out. But evolutionary pressures have resulted in increasing number of ground dwelling dropbears hanging out at knee and ankle level. If you can't see trees then keep your eyes down. Vegemite behind your knees, bells around your ankles, patent leather shoes can infuriate ground dwelling dropbears. Follow public health measures.
Not A Dropbear
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