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Show threadEric LawtonJun 18, 2023

@Jedigirl

@AAA365a But if you are good, you won't go to the same place as they will, right?

Show threadTiberius GracchusJun 18, 2023

@EricLawton @Jedigirl @AAA365a

Depends on if they're right or not

But if one follows the advice of Jesus to measure the worth of a holy man by the fruit that grows from his ministry, i.e., the last 2000 years of Christian history, a wise person will drop to his needs and beg Zeus for forgiveness

Show threadAndrew C.A. ElliottJun 18, 2023

@Jedigirl

Or as David Byrne put it:

"You and I - may kill ourselves
You and I - go straight to hell
Where they have barbecue and beer
Better than they do up here
And you know all the words to the songs."

Show threadKerri LevineJun 18, 2023

@Jedigirl

Let's not forget this... 😱

Show threadKyle AndersonJun 24, 2023
@RushGirl @Jedigirl And, for a select few, "My Heart Will Go On"
Show threadWilhelm PayneJun 18, 2023
@Jedigirl I'd rather spend eternal life with the more liberal Christians I know from my church who are open and accepting of all.
Show threadMugsysRapSheet Blog ☑️Jun 18, 2023

@Jedigirl
I once told my (very religious) mother that "if going to #heaven meant spending #eternity with the likes of Jerry Falwell, Jim Bakker and Pat Robertson, send me to Hell."

That made her quite uncomfortable.

Show thread@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNoteJun 19, 2023
@Jedigirl I
It’s OK they aren’t headed there anyway…
Show threadSir David NielsenJun 19, 2023
@Jedigirl @donmelton they also seem to indicate that all the great bands are… downstairs.