Dear Dipshits who are going “We’re gonna boycott Garth Brooks”:

You can’t unbuy the box set you purchased like 10 years ago.

@BoozyBadger what exactly did he do?
@leafygreens The conservatives have belatedly found out Garth is a queer ally.
@BoozyBadger @leafygreens Oh that’s delightful! He’s handsome and I do love cowboys!
@BoozyBadger they should go and buy some new CDs and post videos of them being destroyed. Perhaps with tannerite, like those gender reveal parties. This will not have any problems at all.

@BoozyBadger You burn them and that will show 'em! Or hit them with a sledgehammer.

Both will magically remove the money from their pocket

@BoozyBadger my Garth double live CDs have lasted longer than the technology to play them on 😂😩. Man needs to get on Apple Music and Spotify with his handsome ass.

@BoozyBadger @AugieDeer I agree. I wish he were on Spotify. (He's on Amazon Music, though.)

I've been a Garth Brooks fan since 1989. Owned his albums on cassette. Have missed seeing him perform in Louisiana several times. He's aged quite well for a 61-year-old guy. Must be Trisha's cooking.

@BoozyBadger @AugieDeer Consider me knowledgeable enough.
@BoozyBadger anymore than you can I buy those Potter novels.
@BoozyBadger CANNOT BE RECONCILED WITH WISDOM, JUSTICE, AND LOVE