Today is National Skunk Day, so it is illegal to be mean to me
@Charlotte Oh shit, I didn’t want to tell you this, but it’s also the Purge, so for the next 12 hours crime is legal.
@Charlotte Wait, never mind I forgot that Canadian Purge happens a month earlier.

@franzferdinand2 lol, good one

Forced to admit that all crime was legal but not at the same time in America