We're seeing a large influx of new users, so here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.

2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.

@lowqualityfacts

Aren't you worried that asking people to take a stand on pro- or anti- cannibalism might offend the vegans? Not all vegans like to think about getting protein from living creatures, and this puts them in an odd spot...

@JamesDRyan @lowqualityfacts we have decided to remove all mentions of cannibalism at this time because it has been deemed "too divisive." we thank you for your understanding.
@chelming @JamesDRyan @lowqualityfacts the divisive part is the “pro-“ and “anti-“ part, though. What if you just removed those and left “cannibalism”?
@boxofsnoo @chelming @JamesDRyan @lowqualityfacts there is absolutely NO cannibalism on mastodon, by which we mean that there is a certain amount