JohnnyCanuck'Dead' woman found breathing in coffin at own funeral
JackOfAllTraitsAh yes, my deepest fear...
This is exactly why I want to be cremated.
Ah yes - burned alive
I've thought of that, but hey, if I'm unconscious enough that you think I'm dead, I probably won't mind the burning either, and at least I won't be waking up.
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night.
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Prachett.
I hate how technicly correct this is...