'Dead' woman found breathing in coffin at own funeral
'Dead' woman found breathing in coffin at own funeral
Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night.
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Prachett.
"I'm not dead!"
"I'm sure she will be soon, she's very ill."
I'm guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I'd prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin...
Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?