RussInCheshireGod bless Boris Johnson for resigning literally 2 minutes after the latest #TheWeekInTory
Regardless, here's the stuff currently being drowned out by the albino Baloo. Enjoy, ideally with alcohol
Laurence M 🏴@RussInCheshire that’s the next edition already written then ! You’ll not be sitting with the pencil in the mouth twiddling thumbs trying to get over writers block!!
RedBren@RussInCheshire I take that back. I nearly pissed myself in public thanks to "Witless Dickington, the pussy-bothering Mayor of London"
I'll read the rest at home. In the bathroom. In case of accidents!
I'll read the rest at home. In the bathroom. In case of accidents!
jzed74@RussInCheshire @jackyan Argh, that’s an insult to poor Baloo! Lol
Jack Yan (甄爵恩)@jzed74 @RussInCheshire also uses 'Fat Malfoy'.
@jackyan @RussInCheshire Okay, now THAT one I’ll abide! 😂
a1@RussInCheshire laughing my arse off “Matt Hancock, aka The Dim Reaper, a quasi-sentient teaspoon who accidentally became health minister, was forced to apologise for breaking lobbying rules”
Ben Evans@RussInCheshire "Why did you leave the UK, Ben?"
H4Heights 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦@RussInCheshire Excellent wordsmithing there! Depressing as fuck but laughing as I cry.