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Dan SinkerFirst person I see in $3500 Derp Glasses is getting smacked.
cuddly but deadly! 
@dansinker here’s hoping I’m the second, then, I guess?
I’m kidding, of course. Not about shelling out $3.5k for my Derp Glasses because, duh, but about being dumb enough to be seen in public while wearing them
jimray@dansinker I was like “how long until one of these shows up on someone on a MUNI bus”. Day 1? Day 3 max.
Potch@dansinker They look goofy but are we really gonna do this again https://www.gawker.com/take-the-pledge-i-will-not-have-sex-with-anyone-who-we-1690368564
Take the Pledge: I Will Not Have Sex With Anyone Who Wears an AppleWatch
Imagine: you're lying in bed, the perfume of lovemaking still stinging your nostrils and firing your neurons, legs tangled with your partner. Baby, that sex with you was so good, you coo, rolling over—only to discover that your partner is wearing a gold miniature smartphone on his wrist. Don't ever let this happen.
@potch I still haven't!
synlogic@dansinker if you send me $3600 I'll buy one, let you smack me once, then pocket a sweet sweet profit of $100