Andrew Couts
Pack it up, folks. There is no headline besides this one. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jun/05/pet-ill-never-forget-sea-monkeys-orgies
The pet I’ll never forget: I was so proud of my Sea-Monkeys – until their orgies repulsed me

Deprived of pets for most of my childhood, my first came out of a sachet. They were educational and prize-winning, but I couldn’t overlook their incessant sexual bacchanal

The Guardian
Jun 5, 2023 at 1:38pmWeb
Show threadsorrykbJun 5, 2023
@couts The kicker is pretty amazing too:
“I swim in the sea and have accepted that one day I will be dragged into the deep by one of my abandoned Sea-Monkeys, now a giant, sewage-addled mutant.”
Show threadSteve YelvingtonJun 5, 2023

@couts

Bedazzled by the comic-book ads for X-ray glasses and whoopee cushions, I missed out on the Sea-Monkey debauchery.

Show threadYaoi Box BalloonJun 5, 2023
@couts If you cannot take the orgies then you are not ready for sea monkeys.