If Sparrows were people, you wouldn’t want them in the chalet next to you at a holiday park would you.

And while I’m at it, the Starlings would be the polyglot family who pinch all the canoes at Center Parcs and sing songs from the Sound Of Music while they’re doing it.

Don’t have to worry about the Robins though. They’d all be at home under curfew wearing their ankle bands.

#NoisyBirds #birds #GardenLife