What is the #phish take you've heard that is so bad you can't shake it?

For me it is someone who tweeted that in 1994, he and all of his friends used to head straight for the bathroom when Down With Disease used to start because it was so bad and predictable.

The jams of '94 Diseases were 5-6 minutes of patient, melodic and explosive tension and release jamming. Soaring melodies with relentless urgency.

To single them out still has me muttering to myself a few years after reading it.

@drewphish I’m glad I got into Phish’s music so late in the game because I’m not afflicted by this one era Vs other era’s improvising. I’ve been listening for 15 years or so but it’s all still very exciting to my virgin ears.
@LittleTokyo @drewphish I feel you there, this is still year 2 for me