Nothing like a gynecologist referring to your menstrual history as a "blood diary" to make you feel that your period paints the pages of the Necronomicon.
@batkaren @RamenCatholic It also sounds like a gang initiation activity
@batkaren I legitimately love this.
@batkaren How about "The Grimoire of Eve's curse"? 
@batkaren Klaatu barada nikto
@houston_og @batkaren as long as you pronounce it correctly ok 😅
@batkaren gynecologists, look up an old friend today!
An old Uni joke.
Like Give Blood, play Rugby!
@batkaren Man, nobody gave the book I wrote with my genital ejecta a cool name when I presented it in class, with its thinly-veiled autobiographical character Ebenezer Splooge
@batkaren kind of odd…aren’t there at least like five more obvious names none of which are graphic whatsoever lol

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At least it wasn’t “bloody dairy”