Oh yeah today, my colleagues were discussing an article about a dominatrix and how she charges people to clean her home while doing things to them.

They said that they wanted to meet someone who was into 'weird shit like that' and ask them why and how.

Me, a furry, with a latex goo dragon sona who steals peoples' faces is literally standing less than a meter away.

"If you think that's weird, you haven't been on the internet long enough

*leaves*