trying very hard not to search specifically for elder scrolls minis (yet) because i know once i do imma get flooded with fantasy suggestions xD

it's so creepy looking at sprues with just rows of heads lol

like if you walk into a serial killer's home and there are just dolls everywhere

CRITICAL ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป๐Ÿงป
GO BACK TO BED
"Friendly Space Cadet that happens to be armed"
kingdom death is the horniest gore horror mini game i've seen yet
alright it's an open question if my fo characters could take 40k heavy hitters, but i think i could moderately easily take sigmar universe xD

"I HAVE A GIANT AXE"

me: *doesn't even look up from my pip-pad, pulls out pistol and vaporizes him*

age of sigmar dwarves might be up @DarkestKale's alley tho
yes ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š
the rectangular bases of some of the minis do not spark joy tho

let me eat

the forbidden chocolate squares

bruh wtf

they get to ride dinosaurs in age of sigmar

goddamn man why don't you do this wild shit in 40k
AIRSHIP SPOTTED

know what was a good game

arcanum

this dude about to drop some sick beats on your ass
BRUH I LIKE SCI-FI MORE THAN FANTASY BUT WHY ARE THESE SO MUCH BETTER POSED AND COLORED OVERALL

still don't like the square bases tho

ALTHO

in formation. maybe. MAYBE. i could see the chocolate bars working

also i've seen zero spiders

this is good. verrrrry goooood

someone was saying something looked like stargate the other day

no, this is stargate lololol

kinda don't wanna post the great unclean one but

it sure is a mini

shao khan is tired of earth realm's shit

ah fuck

spiders

sometimes gw selects strange angles to preview their figures with
their 360 drag to spin is also kinda finicky

i forgot: i also have energy shields

do space marines have energy shields? no xD

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Fun project "the Ritual" ๐Ÿ’š

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i have discovered joytoy

it is not what it sounds like

hrnnnnnnnnnnngh

I WANT

grave robber

i should figure out how i wanna display the minis

so i can cap the number of minis

i have a buncha shit on a shelf i need to go through and throw out

like literally old school notes and crap from grade school i think lol

THROW THAT AWAY. ORGANIZE MY SHELVES ON THE BOTTOM OF THAT SHELF

that should be a fair amount of room

i have a bunch of accessory shit from like... three desktops ago lol

BIN IT

The fuck is this lol

alright cleared one shelf

moderate success

i just spent like 10 minutes why this one seller scaled some minis differently before realizing the hqs were bigger

derp. of course

this is useful

mmmm sad

apparently going forward not (all) the fallout warfare minis will come with cool greebly bases

plain bases, noooooo. need to get glue and fake grass and sand xD

stores having clearance sales on digital downloads

wait. this is games workshop made to order minis and... i am 100% this is the really old shit?

did they literally just shuffle out decades old minis for this?

recognizing things is a benefit of getting into a new thing
it is definitely cool they are servicing all the nostalgia
this dude is supposed to be a big deal right
i didn't see any old dwarves in quilt armor tho lololol

i might have been wrong about that jungle fighter being made to order

games workshop's website and community page is extraordinarily newbie hostile

if you literally search "made to order" on the warhammer community site you get three relatively recent posts, none of which contain that phrase

there was a community post about made to order post like 3 weeks ago, but google doesn't find it either

i literally went to the subreddit and searched there

is there a category on the games workshop site? no

is there a filter? no

do they explain ANY of this information to you? no

the best part is whenever people ask questions about this on the sub (you know, because no one fucking tells them), they usually get downvoted, and no one tells them anything

amazing system

my minis are in seattle

not sure if they'll make it to me today. possibly monday

it's weak that the rainbow warriors only have a thin rainbow down their helmets
every time someone says that's not consistent with <entire generic spanning stereotype lore> i just remember iom has whole planets as rounding errors

i think i talked myself down from the vault modular pieces for now

still reallllly want them

but i should focus on minis and paint to get better

they'd be real good if i actually play tho

but also they come pre-painted! so +value. but also -value because i don't need to paint them lol

there is also a red rocket terrain piece officially by modiphius which is cheaper and includes a 3'x3' terrain play mat which is probably maximizing play value

also unlike non-official/licensed stuff it actually gets to have a sign that says "red rocket" lololol

NEED THAT OFFICIAL DOGMEAT WANG JOKE

i just think the discussion on nudity and gore on minis is hilarious given *waves at 40k universe*
โœ… genocide
โŒ a tiddy
the real decay of the iom started with a power armor malfunction
this is kinda cool, a little diorama

@worthlessbums My keycaps are... entirely AWOL.

'estimated delivery date: July 19th'

TWO MONTHS

@DarkestKale i have a package coming from germany that's been on a merry-go-round with customs for a few weeks now

it'll get here when it gets here

or not, and they'll lie and send it back to the sender lololololol ๐Ÿ™ƒ

@worthlessbums So, here's a trick.

I looked on the GW site for Catachans, ended up on the Polish site: in stock, ready to deliver

Swapped to the Aus site: 'temporarily out of stock online'

If you google, the result preview includes the phrase 'special order item', but the phrase 'special order' isn't anywhere on the page

@DarkestKale is the trick don't give games workshop any money
@worthlessbums I mean, I haven't given them shit directly for... ever?
@worthlessbums 'Special Order' prob. means 'made to order', in this context - 'we have to make it for you, so it'll take a bit of time'
@worthlessbums I am shocked that GW would be newbie hostile.
@worthlessbums Rambo expy, most likely
@worthlessbums Actually, it might be a Guile from Streetfighter reference.
@DarkestKale See alt text it's Sly Marbo.
@worthlessbums Sylvester Stalone and Marlon Brando ref. then
@DarkestKale prolly arnold
@worthlessbums 'why not all of them?'

@DarkestKale well i'm pretty sure it's a copy of dutch from predator

face, the cigar, jungle fighter, etc

@worthlessbums Yar. The name, tho, that's Sylvester ('Sly') Stallone and Marlon Brando

Stallone played Rambo, and Brando was in Apocalypse Now

@worthlessbums Lol, that's old (90s) Catachan Jungle Fighters

@worthlessbums 'Made to Order' is like 'Print to Order'.

They've converted the old minis to STL files so they can resin print them, would be my guess.